Friends and I tire of the seeming inundation of the not pants into our world.
How many times have you been trying to enjoy a coffee, or walked into a bar and spied someone in very "not pants."
Usually these are women, but not exclusively, we're not for the gender stereotyping here. You want to grab them. You want to shake them and you want to reducate them by screaming in their face: "these are not pants!"
We aren't being bitchy. We're just being honest. Part of us is about educating the community. Part of us is about having a good laugh at the expense of others. But mainly we try to be altruistic...
Examples of not pants:
sequinned leggings are not pants
jeggings are not pants
wet look leggings are not pants.
little tiny shorts so small you can see butt are not pants.
By all means: wear a tunic top that covers your bottom in these leggings, wear shorts that cover your shame. We're not trying to stifle your style. We're trying to help, both you and your community. We're not asking much, and we're thinking about the children.
Go renegade pants poilce with you cameras and submit today (email@example.com).
It's mega cathartic.
We also celebrate the existance of this website
Thank you. Stay panted.